New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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