and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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