I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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