Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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