It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
