he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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