i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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