You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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