i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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