You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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