sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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