I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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