Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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