I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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