what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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