he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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