Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm really busy with my period
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