Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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