idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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