Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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