We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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