So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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