The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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