She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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