hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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