does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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