Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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