sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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