I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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