theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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