I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
