I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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