She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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