You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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