Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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