Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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