Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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