I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
we're so committed to being not committed
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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