That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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