this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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