There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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