that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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