well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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