We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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