let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
