I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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