you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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