yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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