But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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