You're so nebulous sometimes
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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