Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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