he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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