I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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