whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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