If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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