remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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