How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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