I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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