i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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